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Monday, July 12, 2010

kesah Junior & senior

Salam dihulur pembuka bicara..
Pejam celik dah 1 tahun aku di Universiti kebanggaanKu. Pengajianku tinggal lagi 2 tahun..InsyaAllah.. Akhirnya, aku bergelar seorang senior sekarang..hahaha..ketawa jahat..Selamat masuk Universiti adik-adik juniorku.. Bila tengok gelagat-gelagat junior ni, , teringat la gelagat aku dikala baru menjejakkan kaki ke U pada akhir jun lepas.. Bayangkanlah hanya seminggu sahaja persiapan yang sempat dibuat selepas dapat tahu keputusan masuk Universiti. Lintang pukang la waktu tu.. Sibuk tak terkira..Pergi sahkan apa yang patut, beratur panjang kat Bank Islam untuk buat akaun bank & bayar yuran U, Buat medical checkup, pergi ambil duit daripada Yayasan & banyak lagi la.. Letih amat sangat,.. 1 lagi pengorbanan yang perlu dilakukan untuk masuk U ni.. Itu kisah seminggu nak daftar U.. Sekarang kisah seminggu sempena Minggu mesra Pelajar kalau ikutkan nama skemanya..Nama saintifik biasa orang sebut orientasi.. Minggu ni la kami-kami junior dibuli oleh abang kakak senior.. menangis,ketawa,gembira,sedih, semua ada.. Yang tak tahan tu banyak amat.. macam nak give up..tapi dah jadi mahasiswa ni, berfikir pun harus sebagai seorang mahasiswa..Betul tak? . Nak tak nak, kami semua terpaksa melalak malam-malam buta berlatih sorakan dan lagu kolej kami.. Penat amat sampai suare pun bertukar jadi ala-ala jantan dah..Ala-ala serak rockers takpe lagi..haiisshhh…Nak buat macam mana.. Ade lagi, kami kena tipu dengan lakonan yang tak berapa mantap fasilitator.. sempat lagi diorang berlakon dengan bagasi,baldi, kereta, semua cukup lengkap lah..kononya merajuk dengan kami yang tak nak dengar kata.. Diorang nak biarkan kami ,sementara tu diorang nak balik..Sedap punye senior kenakan kami yek..Aku & Roomate aku dah perasan lakonan tu..Sebab kami Nampak ade camera man yang meyorok sedang seronok merakam kami..kami nak memberontak tak boleh..kami pun berlakonlah jugak walaupun tanpa rela..Kononnya kami juga sedih apabila akak abang senior nak balik dan tinggalkan kami..Aduhh…. Walaupun kami menangis sambil ketawa dalam hati, kami pasrah jelah pabila ditipu..haiiissshh…… Kejam.. hahaha… tapi macam syok juga lah apabila kenang semua tu..
Itu lah kisah ketika bergelar seorang junior.. sekarag dah naik pangkat secara automatic..jadi senior la pulak.. setahun lagi bakal menjadi seorang super senior..bukan super junior sorry sorry eh.. ^^hhaha..
Gambateh..
Aza aza

Monday, May 24, 2010

A day in KLCC

Yesterday was a great day .. Me & ma cousin were going to KLCC just to fill up our boring time..
So, we 're plan to go to KLCC... it's was an awesome journey.. We're going there at 12 in da afternoon.. we're decided to visit aquaria.. Unfortunately, I've forgot to bring my matric card.. cause, if we enter by using our matric card, they will give us da student's price.. Then my fren, z giving me her college card.. so she use her matric card then me use her college card & we paid in da different counter so that we're unsuspicious..The student's price only RM25.. Actually the entrance fees for adult is RM35.. & children is RM25.. Juz if u pay with showing Mykad/mykid.. If not , u need pay like foreigners cause they need to pay more..(differents fees)
In aquaria, i can c a lot of creatures.. There are also reptiles such as snakes and lizards on display along with a wide variety of insects. .. besides that, aquaria KLCC also has an amazing display of fish, from sand tiger sharks to blue rays and giant arapaimas to gar fish. ..it was a great experience that we cant get it anywhere.. so if u r really interested, come n visit aquaria.. u will never regret..




My new fren "shark" Undersea Walkway (Underwater Tunnel)



Butterflies_beautifull..

from My reading, themed around two of the world ’ s major rainforests Malaysia and the amazon,aquaria KLCC exhibits terrestrial, fresh water and marine creatures and it is also the first in Southeast Asia to exhibit the rare Sand Tiger Sharks from South Africa.The aquarium is also home to monkey-eating catfish from Endau Rompin, sharks from Singapore and the endangered fresh water tortoise called “ Chitra-chitra ” which were saved from the cooking pot. It was interesting right.. Feel like unsatisfied go there once...Wanna go there more..HIhihi




A woderfull trip to KLCC.. Juz 4 of us..

P/S ::; pabila melawat aquaria.. detik hatiku berkata.. indahnya makhluk ciptaan Allah..tiada tolak bandingnya.. keunikan makhluk yang pelbagai yang diciptakanNya merasakan diri ini teramatlah hina.. sayu..terpesona..kagum..Agungnya ciptaanMu ya Allah..




Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Jokes..

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient:

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form, that I weigh 135 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom broke out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds.

I refer you again to my weight in the accident reporting form, block number 11.
As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounted for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations on my legs and lower body.

The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks, and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me...I again lost my presence of mind...and let go of the rope!



Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"